House is changing his hundred and tenth diaper of the day--Gabe needs to be potty-trained, if just to cut down on this--when the phone rings. He swears internally and finishes fastening Malcolm's diaper, then lifts his son to his chest, holding him there as he limps over to the phone. "What?"
The woman on the other end says, "Is this Dr. House?"
"No, I just answer his phone for fun," he snaps. "Yes. It is. And if you're calling me to work, there's this thing called--"
"Dr. House," the woman says, "there's been an accident." He stills, hardly breathing. "Dr. Foreman is here in the ER. You'll need to come in."
"PPTH?" he demands.
"Yes. He's--"
He doesn't let her finish; she would just be giving the room number, not Foreman's status. He hangs up the phone and herds the older kids out to the car, getting the three of them and Malcolm strapped in before going back in for the girls. Ella and Rachel buckled in, he slides into the driver's seat and flips open his phone. He's got to have people meet him, if only because he isn't capable of carrying more than one baby at a time.
[Okay. Older kids are Michael, Gabe, and Jeannette. The younger three are surprise! triplets that were supposed to be twin. Malcolm Eric, Brenda Rachel (they were not expecting two girls, and had to scramble; they're calling her Rachel), and Ella Marie are currently a whole four days old.
People he's calling: Chase, Wilson, and Zelda. He's hoping at least one of the first two is still at the hospital, and he definitely wants all three there. Anyone else can just so happen to be at the ER to wrangle kids.]